Is Christmas already over??
Sigh time seems to FLY past, especially when you are on leave!
Dread the thought of having to go back to work tmr.
Sigh time seems to FLY past, especially when you are on leave!
Dread the thought of having to go back to work tmr.
So anyway, there was this evil thought i had while shopping for Christmas presents.
Social protocol dictates that we have to be THOUGHTFUL, NICE and SENSITIVE when we buy Christmas presents for others, which is fine because most of the time we only buy gifts for people we like anyway.
Social protocol dictates that we have to be THOUGHTFUL, NICE and SENSITIVE when we buy Christmas presents for others, which is fine because most of the time we only buy gifts for people we like anyway.
But, what if, you COULD give "presents" to people without being tactful/ nice?
And of course, since its imaginary anyway, you could give ANYTHING you wanted.
Hehehehe, here is my own "evil" list:
1. Muffler for Miss "RIS LOW" in my office. She talks as if she is on the loudspeaker mode the entire day and says things without thinking. If only i can shut her up with a muffler - peace will reign in the office.
2. Hangover pills or a bucket of cold water for Miss "Always - Drunk". So Miss "Always - Drunk" goes clubbing so often and drinks so much, she constantly looks / behaves as if she was drunk. Even when she's working in the office! She can't walk properly and is always tripping, can't hear properly (you've got to repeat 2/3 times when you talk to her) and misunderstands your meaning most of the time. If i could, i would probably make her eat the hangover pill before she starts work everyday, and if it still doesn't work out, empty the bucket of water to wake her up.
3. A Harry Potter Invisible Veil for Miss PR. Miss PR is so constantly PR-ing in the office, she spends half of her time chatting / socializing. Yes i admit that it is important to network, but when networking impacts ur team mates - e.g.: we have to do the workload of one extra person, its not exactly desirable. With the invisible veil, nobody will be able to chat with her and there wont be extra work for us! yay!
4. Last but not least, i wish that god will bless my boss with another kid this Christmas. 4 months of maternity leave = 4 months of PEACE. Wheee!!! :)
End of my "evil" present list.
Till next Christmas!!
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